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Kumpulan Pantun Lucu dan Jenaka

Jambu merah
di dinding
Jangan marah
just kidding

Kalau punya gigi ompong
cepat cepat ke dokter gigi
kalau jadi anak sombong
pasti nanti jadi rugi.

hati siapa tak bimbang
situ botak minta dikepang

Buah kedondong
Buah atep
Dulu bencong
sekarang tetepp

Buah semangka buah duren
Nggak nyangka gue keren

Buah semangka buah manggis
Nggak nyangka gue manis

Buah apel
di air payau
Nggak level
layauuuuuuu…..

Disini bingung, Disana linglung
mangnya enak, engga nyambung….

Buah semangka berdaun sirih
Buah ajaib kali yah

Jambu merah di dinding
Jangan marah just kidding

Jauh di mata,dekat dihati
Jauh di hati,dekat dimata
Jauh-dekat tujuh ratus perak

Men sana
in corpore sano
Gue maen kesana,
Elo maen ke sono!

Disana gunung, disini gunung,
Ditengah-tengah bunga melati
Saya bingung kamu pun bingung
Kenapa ada bunga melati

Anak ayam turun ke bumi
Induk ayam naik kelangit
Anak ayam nyari kelangit
Induk ayam nyungsep ke bumi

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